January 2012
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What June did for me was post signs along the way, lift me up when I was weak,...
– Johnny Cash (via kcowyo)
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""Accidentally""
tj:
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SAM [closes the door and sits]
SAM About a week ago, I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby slowly looks up from his desk to Sam.
TOBY Really?
SAM Yes.
TOBY You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
SAM Call girl.
TOBY Accidentally?
SAM Yes.
TOBY I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?
“Did you trip over something?” is why I love Toby.
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The people who matter will recognise who you are.
– Alan Cohen (via kari-shma)
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tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
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I need a swizzle stick.
– Me
December 2011
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